"I Watch Too Much Lion King" 
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A song parody of "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from Disney's THE LION KING
by Steven Hanov (hanovs@wchat.on.ca)

Ever since the film came out
My life's been quite a roar.
Well, I haven't seen a human being
since nineteen ninety-four.

I'm gonna buy the laser disk
I hear they're all the rage.
I've got ev'ry line memorized
I'm building my web page.

So far, it archives almost everything.

Oh, I watch to-o MUCH Lion King!

They al-ways say "You fool!"
"Don't you think you're CRAZY?!"
When they do I tell them
The phrase Timon taught me.
I sing all the songs ev'ry day
Wonder why no friends will stay

I think it's time that guy named Walt
arranged "The King: Part Two"
I don't need more shows
like T & P or else I'm through.

Perhaps I'll go and quit my job and buy a
ticket OUT!
To the jungle, out to Africa
Where the lions are about
I'll find where Pride Rock is and take a fling

Oh, I watch way too MUCH Lion King!

Everybody look left
Oh, doesn't it look nice!
Everywhere you look there's
Lots of Disney merchan-dise!

I can't help buying ev'ry little thing
I give the cash and then I hear the ring
I might as well just go for broke and sing:

Oh, I watch to-o much Lion King!
Oh, I watch to-o much Lion King!
Oh, I watch to-o much...... Lion King!
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